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By Elo-891 - 30/06/2009 13:22
Qu'est-ce que ça fout là ?
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Mordue de toi
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Force à toi
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Reloue
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Merci pour vos commentaires, cependant, que tout le monde se rassure, je ne suis pas encore ravagée par l'acné :)) On s'est toujours révéillé un matin ou à un autre avec un vilain bouton, malheureusement, c'est tombé le jour de mon 1er RV :( Et sincèrement, je préférais l'éclater en public que de rester avec ce moche bouton tout le long du RV. Le banquier aurait certainement sans cesse louché sur lui !! Pas trop le choix en clair ...:-P mimisiku : "L'amas de jus blanchatre a-t-il giclé sur la vitre?" - euhh ça t'intéresserait vraiment de le savoir ? severus : "c'est qu'il y ait des miroir sans tain dans les banques" - Ce n'est pas en effet un "miroir" sans tain mais le pan de mur (tout en fenêtre) de leur établissement était doté d'un film sans tain qui protégeait le regard des passants, de l'intérieur même de la banque.
Ne tapez pas vos enfants
By FunCrazyBOY - 24/07/2009 18:12
T'as rien vu, compris ?
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By Fivebarrel'sman - 04/08/2009 22:22
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Ahah, je viens de retomber par hasard sur cette VDM que j'avais posté il y a trois ans, je ne me rappelais même plus l'avoir écrite! (Je ne sais pas si le fait que j'en sois l'auteur va être mis en avant car je n'avais à ce moment là pas mon compte actuel). Je vois que pas mal de personnes ont pris cette VDM très au sérieux; il s'agissait bien évidemment d'une plaisanterie. Disons que mon père avait simplement un humour à froid très cynique, et que c'était pas toujours facile de savoir si c'était du lard ou du cochon!
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Merci Papa
By vitam - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).