By Excuishle - 16/02/2012 21:01 - France
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Excuishle - 16/02/2012 21:01 - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
By clémandarine - 16/04/2012 05:09 - France
By Anonyme - 01/05/2012 19:41 - France - Lyon
Suis-je conne au point de me rendre compte que c'est ma VDM et que je l'est posté alors que je n'était pas connecté !! VDM pour moi :) & sinon, cette VDM n'a rien de pervers, je l'ai juste mal tournée !! :)
By 7mois - 23/05/2012 09:59 - France - Veign
By John - 29/05/2012 09:10 - France
By RominouF - 13/06/2012 21:21 - France - Bordeaux
By cocorico60 - 23/06/2012 11:56 - France - Fressancourt
hey tout le monde ! je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je tiens tout d'abord à dire que je suis plutôt agréablement surprise que cette vdm ai plût. Ce n'est pas une vie de merde a proprement parler, c'est juste une petite anecdote marrante, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à me retrouver avec une poule! Mais je m'y suis très vite fais, elle est désormais guérie et heureuse ;)
By WrongWay - 21/07/2012 10:15 - France - L
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By Sandra - 03/09/2013 10:12 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)