Rocketika

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  • Toulouse
  • 30 years-old
  • Saturday 21 September 1996
  • In a relationship

About Rocketika

Pain au chocolat. ??

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Rocketika's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Rocketika's favorite FMLs

Stem tells us more.

Stem 38

Coucou, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. La réponse de mon voisin m'avait vraiment mis en colère et j'avais très envie de répliquer (ce qui avec le recul n'était sans doute pas la réaction la plus intelligente, mais bon, vous savez ce que c'est quand on est énervé contre quelqu'un), mais comme je n'ai pas tellement le sens de la répartie, c'est tout ce qui m'est venu à l'esprit. Inutile de vous dire que je me suis senti très con tout de suite après.

axel13800 tells us more.

axel13800 14

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, alors oui cela peut sembler bizarre de prêter de l'argent pour ce genre de chose mais la bague était mise de côté pour lui et il y a eu Noël donc sans argent il m'a demandé une avance en attendant son salaire pour ne pas perdre cette bague qui était en un seul exemplaire. De plus non cela ne faisait pas 3 semaines que je le connaissais mais 1 ans. Son copain n'est pas un arabe ou autre (pour les clichés, stéréotypes). Maintenant on a découvert que le copain s'est "échappé", non pas chez ses parents car ils sont morts (en tout cas se sont ses dires) et pas dans son ancien appartement car ils vivaient ensemble depuis 7 mois mais dans une autre ville ou même un autre pays, qui sait. Dorénavant nous savons qu'il a tout bonnement déménagé quelque part, voilà tout.