condaaar

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  • Chaumont, France
  • 40 years-old
  • Monday 03 February 1986
  • In a relationship

About Condaaar

Le siècle présent, en un mot, qui sépare le passé de l'avenir, qui n'est ni l'un ni l'autre, et qui ressemble à tous deux à la fois, et où l'on ne sait, à chaque pas qu'on fait, si l'on marche sur une semence ou sur un débris.

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Condaaar's FML badges

Top 500 January-February-March 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Top 100 April-May-June 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Condaaar's favorite FMLs

4eme manette tells us more.

4eme manette 0

Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, pour ceux qui se le demandent, la "sauce blanche" désigne la sauce pommes frites, et c'est un terme couramment utilisé (en tout cas dans ma région). Ensuite, je tiens aussi à préciser que je suis un homme et que le caissier était aussi un homme. Ce qui rend cette histoire encore plus spéciale... Je ne suis pas du tout homophobe, mais il y a quand même des limites... Pour finir, j'ajouterais que VDM est un superbe site qui m'a comblé bon nombres d'heures où j'étais censé bosser... Merci VDM ! (P.S : Je ne vois pas pourquoi certaines personnes remettent systématiquement en cause l'authenticité des VDM, ce n'est pas parce que eux s'inventent des histoires, que tout le monde le fait forcément ;-). Et puis finalement, même si certaines histoires sont peut-être fausses, ce qui n'est pas mon cas, tant qu'elles nous font rire, et bah vraie/fausse on s'en fout !)

AlexEtOuiCMoi tells us more.

AlexEtOuiCMoi 0

Pour moi, ce n'est pas la comparaison qui m'a blessé, c'est surtout qu'elle parle de ce qu'un autre lui a dit à haute voix... Super dans un moment pareil ;-). (Cette anecdote est arrivée il y 3 ans environ).