Prévention
By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexique - Chihuahua
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexique - Chihuahua
By hbd - 11/07/2013 22:11 - Côte d’Ivoire - Abidjan
By Aname - 11/08/2013 17:54 - France - Porto-vecchio
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By el Falcao - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Mikkeki - 24/03/2012 18:50 - Suisse - Z
By Anonyme - 07/06/2012 22:24 - France - Bourseul
By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
By celdu13 - 19/06/2012 18:29 - France - Marseille
By manon_68 - 22/06/2012 17:25 - France - Mulhouse
Ma fille l'a commander sur internet donc pas besoin du code.
By BAB - 23/06/2012 12:56 - Guyane française
By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 06:23 - France
By quelquune - 22/09/2012 13:08 - France - Sainte-c
By Cheburashka - 24/09/2012 09:07 - Russie - Saint Petersburg
By Coma - 01/10/2012 22:01 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
By Anonyme - 09/12/2012 22:12 - France
By hyug - 16/12/2012 16:09 - France - Avranches
By lephagocyte - 31/12/2012 09:01 - France - Martillac
By pepsi_ - 03/01/2013 19:23 - Belgique - Grivegn
Comme je vois que pour certains ce n'est pas clair : la femme m'a passé son téléphone pour écrire le message, et concernant le fait qu'elle n'y voyait pas clair je pense qu'elle avait oublié ses lunettes et que ça ne la dérangeait pas outre mesure de me "mêler" à cette histoire. Franchement j'ai hésité, je crois qu'elle a dû voir les 2-3 secondes de temps de réaction alors qu'elle m'avait déjà donné son portable, toute confiante. Je me sens extrêmement coupable, mais égoïstement rassurée de ne pas connaître le numéro.
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.