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By NoSpe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By NoSpe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By stabilo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By biloette - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By jigsaw - 17/10/2009 12:53
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oh la vache, je pensais pas que sur un site ou on se marre autant il y ait autant de gens qui veulent te faire la morale! alors oui je suis atiré par les mecs (Bi mais bon on s'en fout de ça) donc oui j'allais sur le site pour chercher quelqu'un! maintenant mon dilemne n'est pas de savoir si je ruine la vie de mon prof ou non, et je suis effaré d'être traité d'homophobe doublé d'un hypocrite parce que je suis encore dans le placard (ceux qui n'ont pas de coming out à faire n'ont pas de conseil à me donner) la VDM était sur le ton de la plaisanterie avec un gros potin entre les mains,(merci à ceux qui l'ont compris et qui m'ont défendu) je ne pense pas une seule seconde que le fait qu'il soit gay pourrait déclencher des moqueries voire plus dans ma classe, c'est juste pour détenir le ragot ultime, alors je sais c'est puéril, c'est pervers mais c'est comme ça, on est tous friand de ce genre de trucs! mais si ça peut vous rassurer je ne le dirai pas parce que je tiens encore plus à me cacher qu'à quoi que ce soit d'autres. quant à l'idée de le draguer pour avoir de bonnes notes j'y réfléchirai surtout qu'il est pas mal^^ merci à tout ceux qui ont compris l'humour dans le ton de ma VDM. bye
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By StereoShane - 28/12/2009 22:48
Bon, cool, ma VDM est là. Après, désolée de vous le dire les cocos, mais ça m'étonnerait que ma mère aie le temps de regarder Dr House alors qu'elle rentre du boulot à 23h et y repars vers 8 heures, donc dans son temps libre, elle a autre chose à faire qu'aller checker les streams de Dr House. Et puis comme l'a dit quelqu'un plus haut, si une VDM n'est pas un peu exagérée c'est pas assez drôle. En espérant avoir résolu le mystère du 'Trichera-Tricherapas'. Bonne soirée !
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By Ulysseuh - 02/04/2010 09:09
C'est juste que les dessins de gamins sont très bizarres. lol J'ai conclu que c'était un bonhomme, j'aurais mieux fait de me taire. ^^