By Ninportnawak - 28/07/2009 13:46
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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The Mixer
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Alex912's favorite FMLs
Ninportnawak tells us more.
By Ca ira merci - 30/07/2009 09:13
By Xya - 31/07/2009 07:22
Xya tells us more.
Non non je suis bien une femme ^^'. Le pire c'est qu'il y a bien des toilettes pour femmes, mais en réhabilitation handicapé. Donc, zou, chez les hommes. D'autant que je suis la seule femme, et je ne crois pas être handicapée Oô, 'fin bon. Les collègues se sont bien foutus de moi, et je sens que ca va durer un certain moment. J'appréhende le prochain pipi T_T Ravie de vous avoir fait rire au moins.
Bizarre comme menu
By crying - 02/08/2009 00:09
By Onenapprendaleco - 03/08/2009 12:02
Au frais
By bébéscongelés - 05/08/2009 13:31
By Mikimaïe - 05/08/2009 19:12
By johnlocke2342 - 07/08/2009 17:52
johnlocke2342 tells us more.
Et puis non, c'était pas la mer rouge, mais la méditerrannée ^^ (et en réalité cette anecdote remonte à quelques étés de ça...)
By SchizoFraise - 08/08/2009 19:48
Seillean tells us more.
Merci tout le monde pour les commentaires ^^ Aucun dégât à long terme, le manche a atteint mon menton... Mais avec le choc et la surprise, ma tête a percuté le mur derrière aussi xD Un peu sonnée sur le coup mais rien de grave, et gros fou rire après, d'autant que l'atmosphère était un peu romantique juste avant le coup x) @8 : Une B.C. Rich noire très classe... Elle n'a rien eu heureusement, je m'en serais voulue o.o
DANGER !
By H3L3N3 - 24/08/2021 10:50
C'est velu
By Hop - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By suédois - 13/08/2009 18:30
Coucou, tu veux voir…
By Anite - 14/08/2009 22:56
By hayden - 15/08/2009 09:01
By Tissu rouge - 17/08/2009 14:39
By SlipMouillé - 18/08/2009 06:57
By fbregat - 18/08/2009 11:13
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Pour ma défense, cette personne, un an auparavant, avait été enceinte et je pensais qu'elle l'était de nouveau. Hum... J'avoue que je me suis fait chambrer après qu'elle soit sortie à son étage. Promis, je ne recommencerai plus :-)
Bouge de là !
By Inconnue - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Flippant le gars
By Hayt - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By padodo - 27/08/2009 05:26
Badmington. Et pourtant, échauffement léger (léger dans le sens pas trop intensif mais suffisament long quand même), étirements. Et quand j'ai senti que ma jambe droite suivait bien le rythme, j'ai commencé l'entrainement. Et ben pas de chance je vois que ça x)