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By u_n_i - 30/07/2013 09:42 - Belgique - Brussels
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By u_n_i - 30/07/2013 09:42 - Belgique - Brussels
By cadeaukeudal - 02/08/2013 22:46 - France - Lille
By akunatata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montaud
By lily27b83 - 24/08/2013 08:31 - France
By FM84 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Villeurbanne
By mv61 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Abbeville
By Oh_punaise - 29/08/2013 19:19 - France
By phoque - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Caen
By bonappétit - 02/09/2013 15:11 - France - Montpellier
By Manontine - 02/09/2013 22:47 - France - Plumaudan
By Karmixi - 03/09/2013 21:19 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
By Paslapeine - 05/09/2013 00:20 - Australie - Rhodes
By zozo - 05/09/2013 09:51 - Royaume-Uni - London
By Zouz64 - 05/09/2013 11:11 - France
By Fille indigne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By jesseven - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Ville
By Plumedebois - 07/09/2013 06:00 - Canada - Sherbrooke
Ouh la! Je crois que des clarifications s'imposent! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM... la fille du monsieur! J'écris à sa place autant parce qu'il n'a pas son compte à lui que pour dédramatiser le tout. Donc voilà : c'était alors que j'avais 14 ou 15 ans (il y a quelques années déjà) et, qu'avec ma mère, je m'étais procuré mes premiers sous-vêtements « de femme ». On peut penser à de la dentelle, des couleurs plus adultes et des petits rubans de satin, donc pas de souci; j'étais encore bien loin des porte-jarretelles et des soutien-gorges transparents! Seulement, ça faisait un bon contraste par rapport à mes sous-vêtements habituels, dans la catégorie petits pois roses et Hello Kitty. Ensuite, le tout s'est passé en quoi? 15-20 secondes? Mon père n'a dû prendre le temps que de remarquer une dentelle inconnue parmi une marée de vêtements et croire d'emblée que c'était à ma mère, vu qu'il devait s'attendre pour moi à mes soutif tout-mimi des lessives précédentes. C'est après qu'il ait réalisé que c'était à moi qu'il a dû cogiter et porté attention à la taille et aux autres détails qui auraient pu lui mettre la puce à l'oreille. Moi, je n'ai rien vu passer; il a été très discret à ce sujet. Comment suis-je donc au courant de tout ça? C'est ma mère qui m'a raconté beaucoup plus tard, morte de rire, la bourde de mon père et à quel point ça l'avait gêné. Donc pas de panique, mon père n'est ni incestueux, ni pédophile et je n'avais pas non plus de la lingerie provocante pour l'aguicher! Sur ce, bonne vie à tous! :)
By Anonyme - 07/09/2014 17:26 - France - Mouzeil
By fabien2608 - 15/09/2013 09:18 - France - Labourse
Holà! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et c'est ma toute première publiée! Quand j'ai vu ça, j'ai dansé sur mon lit *oui oui* :p. Alors, je dois faire un avœu. La petite en question... C'est moi! Et oui. Lors de la rentrée, les médias en parlaient forcément, et je voyais plein de petits pleurer pour leur première rentrée. J'ai donc demandé à ma mère si ça avait été le cas pour moi, et voilà qu'elle me raconte cette VDM ! Aucune des deux n'a pleuré, je vous rassure. 14 ans après, je suis une fille polie, mais il est vrai que j'ai du caractère et du répondant! En tout cas merci pour la validation de ma VDM et pour ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire pour certains :)