By anonyme - 07/02/2011 17:45 - France
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By anonyme - 07/02/2011 17:45 - France
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ah si si, à 7 ans elle a bien réussi son coup et j'ai pas écrit qu'elle avait transpercé le matelas mais decoupé !! le tissu du matelas là où elle avait fait pipi .. 'fin bref hein ...
By droudrou14 - 11/02/2012 23:49 - France
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Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
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Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)
By Anonyme - 04/05/2012 10:30 - France - Paris
J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)