L'araignée au plafond
By Rico - 07/02/2011 19:46 - France
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By Rico - 07/02/2011 19:46 - France
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By chiyochan - 11/02/2011 15:34 - France
Désolée, j'ai du me crée un compte ! Euh pour répondre, alors mon pseudo, n'est pas tiré du livre, même si je l'ai deja lue, et que je l'ai trouvée passionnant. Je suis une fan de mangas, d'animé, et on m'a donné se surnom il y a des années " Chiyoko " :) Donc voila c'étais un clin d'oeil seulement ! Petite anecdote , depuis je vois souvent le maitre... sans le chien, aller savoir, peut être qu'il en avais marre de rencontrer que des moches ;) Je ne suis pas specialement, moche non plus, c'est seulement que je suis enrobée, voila tous ! Ouai je suis devenue amis avec le chien !
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By iLioO - 27/02/2011 13:25 - France
Bonsoir à tous ! Alors, la balle n'a causé aucun dommage, mais le chien l'a fissuré. Je vous rassure, il va bien, c'est la chose que je suis allée vérifier en premier, il était juste un peu assommé ;) Plus de peur que de mal, mais pour ma vitre c'est pas le top.
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By Anonyme - 08/03/2011 07:45 - France
Alors, je suis en Terminale Littéraire, en tant qu'élève et si ma VDM est si "peu précise" c'est que je ne pensai pas venir sur VDM pour faire une dissertation, simplement raconter une anecdote. Le but était d'amuser ceux qui liraient, non d'expliquer pourquoi. ^^ Seuls les Terminales avaient cours ce jour-là si ça peut apporter un quelconque éclairage à mon propos, et ils ont été renvoyés chez eux pour des histoires de bus. Le sujet, par ailleurs, était sur le travail. La VDM reposant donc sur l'amertume d'avoir traversé 2km de patinoire, d'avoir croisé des amis en S et ES rentrant se mettre au chaud chez eux et d'avoir été la seule classe de tout le lycée à rester.