By UnderTheBed - 05/04/2009 20:36
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By Blanche-Neige - 08/04/2009 14:03
Better out than in
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Main courante
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Les bons comptes font les bons amis
By Gillou - 20/04/2009 10:17
Littéral
By Sam - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Wall Street English !
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Un peu de sérieux
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Je suis hyper distraite... je pourrais ouvrir un blog rien qu'à moi : p Il m'est déjà arrivé de vouloir entrer dans une voiture qui n'était pas la mienne... Là, la voiture était de même couleur, et quand on s'est arrêtées avec mon amie, on était les seules en double file... Franchement, je me suis trouvée bien conne, mega fard, et j'ai bredouillé un "gui désolée", et je me suis vite échappée... On est arrivées en retard au RDV parce que mon cops a été incapable de conduire tellement elle était bidonnée dans la voiture parce qu'elle m'a vu faire... et que je valais pas mieux... ^^
Le téléphone pleure
By çamousse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Gamelle
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Coucou, Je me permets parce que c'est ma VDM. C'est pas du tout un gag, c'est véridique. La seule chose, c'est que c'était pas hier mais l'année dernière... Ma belle-mère en rit encore et j'y ai le droit à toutes les réunions de famille... Comme une conne, j'aurais dû le dire à la première personne mais j'ai pas osé... et après c'est fini on ose plus au bout de 10 minutes !! J'ai tout fait de Châtelet à Poissonnière et les gens se sont plutôt marrés quand je leur ai dit que j'allais récupérer ma tringle...