By Inger - 24/01/2013 22:56 - France
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By Chomage Duree Indertermine - 25/01/2013 03:06 - France - Rosny-sous-bois
Bye !
By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 13:47 - France - Saint-herblain
By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
Sur les rails
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By wc - 25/01/2013 22:37 - France - Poissy
By meuble - 26/01/2013 10:14 - France - Saint-di
By Cocu...mais jai acheté le pain. - 27/01/2013 18:01 - France - Notre-dame-de-gravenchon
La crise
By Perdu - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
By Djipiz - 28/01/2013 10:40 - France
Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Technique un peu brutale, quand même…
By Pauline.f - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Boîte d'allumettes
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Italie - Siena
By viedemerde - 29/01/2013 16:13 - France - Tournefeuille
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By Assistante - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By PetitePintade - 31/01/2013 09:26 - France
By Julie - 31/01/2013 18:24 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je ne vois pas d'intérêt à publier une histoire fausse, aussi je peux vous assurer (croyez-le ou non peu importe) que l'examinateur m'a clairement exprimé que mon recalage était dû à ce créneau (navrée de ne pas être un danger publique - enfin, remarque...). Pour ceux qui affirment qu'un clignotant ne peut être éliminatoire, j'aurais préféré que ce soit bien le cas, mais ce n'est pas à moi qu'il faut le dire! En fait, ça ne fait qu'accentuer mon sentiment d'injustice de ce jour là. Sinon, je suis tout à fait d'accord avec le fait que mettre son clignotant est la base et que c'est évidemment important. Dans les conditions de l'examen, j'étais tellement concentrée (et stressée) sur le fait que tout se jouait justement sur ce dernier créneau pas très évident, que j'en ai oublié presque l'essentiel. Je n'en porte pas moins un jugement négatif sur les examinateurs, seulement que je suis tombée sur la mauvaise personne au mauvais moment... On peut appeler ça une petite claque de la vie! Ca n'est pas si grave mais ça laisse un goût amer tout de même. Sur ce, pour les futurs candidats, n'oubliez pas le cligno ! Et autant pour moi pour le "créneau en marche arrière" ;)