Caroto

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About Caroto
Chauffeur Routier International, Passionné de gros avions, Fan du Hello!Project et surtout de la déesse Maimi Yajima. Célibataire depuis peu, papa de 5 superbes enfants.
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perno tells us more.

Alors en fait pour compléter (parce qu'en 300 caractères... Xo) : On arrivait avec le camion. Ma soeur devait nous rejoindre plus tard. Comme la porte de l'immeuble était ouverte, on en a profité pour "prendre de l'avance". Et l'autre immeuble n'avait pas d'ascenseur non plus... :'( On s'est juste gouré sur une histoire de bis ou un truc du genre (c'est en fait une vieille VDM d'avant l'époque ousque les sites internet existaient, je raconte ça de mémoire).