Le roi
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Milooz - 09/12/2011 00:05 - France
By savannah - 16/12/2011 10:48 - France
By Bienvetu - 18/12/2011 09:02 - France
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By brokenmirror - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By chips - 23/01/2012 13:01 - Reserved
By anonyme - 05/02/2012 10:28 - France
By Arthur et les minimoys - 21/02/2012 11:01
By _Transformer_ - 27/02/2012 13:25 - France
By wititipwitpwit - 08/03/2008 00:34
By Le fond et la forme - 27/03/2008 17:56
By pasdechance - 22/04/2008 19:20
By Ikaki - 19/05/2008 21:03
By steph1985 - 26/05/2008 10:30
By guillaume - 26/05/2008 13:10
By mp - 24/03/2018 08:19
Je suis l’auteure de la VDM!!! Waaah des années plus tard je constate qu’elle avait finalement été publiée!! Mais impossible de me souvenir de mes identifiants de l’époque (-_-)’... Pour la petite histoire, je crois que le pire dans tout ça a été l’odeur associée à cette sensation dégoûtante de mouillé. C’était vraiment atroce...et le regard des gens quand il a fallu que je prenne le bus ensuite pour rentrer chez moi...avec cette odeur qui ne me quittait pas! Aaaarrrggghhh.... J’ai juste eu le temps de rentrer chez moi, me débarrasser de tous mes vêtements et courir sous la douche...avant d’y vomir et d’y rester un très long moment à me laver encore et encore !! Rien qu’en repensant à cet épisode, j’en ai la nausée... Bref, évidemment cela m’a bien servis de leçon et je suis restée longtemps à ne plus du tout vouloir m’assoir sur aucun siège dans les transports... Pour ceux qui ont mis TLBM, je comprends je n’avais qu’à pas me précipiter et j’aurais dû me douter que quelque chose clochait...une place libre dans le RER A en heure de pointe ça sentait mauvais d’avance!! aaarrrfff...je viens de province et c’était mes débuts en région parisienne...la jeunesse tout ça tout ça quoi...!! En tout cas merci de m’avoir publiée!! Poutoux, Poutoux.
By mat - 13/06/2008 09:18
By Sonata - 27/06/2008 10:45
By humhum - 13/07/2008 19:01
#28: pour le cours de natation ce n'était pas un bikini, mais un maillot "sportif" une pièce... ça n'a pourtant pas empêché l'accident ;) #31 la grande classe, ce "voisin de brasse" LOL