By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
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42 ! je suis un PNJ !
Grande fan de Kingdom hearts...
Pour discuter, viens en mp :)
vui vui c'est moi sur les photos. même que je me transforme en chat irrésistible ~
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By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lathus
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Suspicion
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Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)
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Un cap
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Merci, fallait pas !
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Utilise la Force
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Au pied de la lettre
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By Ju_Moea - 18/03/2013 22:35 - France
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Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)
Toujours aussi drôle, mec !
By Freudien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Chazey-sur-ain
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)