By Anonyme - 04/10/2012 04:57
Kezak
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Kezak's favorite FMLs
Ironique, hein ?
By VIP - 04/10/2012 16:04 - France - Marseille
By croqueta - 08/08/2012 13:47 - Espagne - Madrid
Bon ap'
By lyly - 08/08/2012 23:24
By Anonyme - 09/08/2012 11:25 - France - Rambucourt
By Asimeniawababichibabo - 09/08/2012 11:38 - France
By Anonyme - 10/08/2012 08:23 - France
By joshyyy - 10/08/2012 22:58 - France - Far
By Anonyme - 11/08/2012 09:15 - France - Blanquefort
By Anonyme - 11/08/2012 16:20 - France - La Maxe
By Sweetly_yours - 11/08/2012 18:52 - France - Paris
Sweetly_yours tells us more.
Salue sa va??
By No Chance - 12/08/2012 03:44 - France - Bondy
By Pingouin - 12/08/2012 16:16 - France - Laxou
By Mbossa - 12/08/2012 18:17 - Suisse - Oberwil
Bouclage
By Bouclette ! - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Laval
By emiwii - 13/08/2012 15:32
By tabarnak - 13/08/2012 20:54 - France - Bras-sur-meuse
By Kikounette - 13/08/2012 21:08 - France
By nina0606 - 13/08/2012 21:22 - France
By bobi - 13/08/2012 22:23 - France - Le Mans
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je n'avais pas prêter attention à tous vos commentaire qui je dois dire m'ont fait beaucoup rire : il est facile d'imaginer derrière ces quelques lignes un boucher avec toute l'image qu'il en découle ... Sauf que j'ai 19 ans, suis une fille plutôt petite et fluette, et que ce n'était qu'un job d'été : pas de grand couteau donc, ni de hachoir, ni rien de tout ça ...