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Kezak's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Kezak's favorite FMLs

BelleDoche tells us more.

BelleDoche 3

(Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM) En fait t'as pas tout à fait tort, puisque c'est dans ce sens-là qu'elle l'a dit; elle s'intéressait (elle est décédée depuis, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a bientôt 15 ans) au comportement des chats, donc elle a juste dit ça comme elle aurait dit "aux meubles", mais je sais pas, j'aurais préféré :) @Neko42: ça nous a fait beaucoup rire lui et moi, future belle-maman (future-ex, puisque nous avons pris des chemins différents) n'a pas vraiment pas saisi pourquoi, mais comme c'était de toute façon très drôle car spontané, on a laissé tomber les explications. @Celinouche: Oui j'ai tourné ça en "plutôt froide" vu que le nombre de caractères est très limité, mais c'était plutôt quelqu'un de "cash" avec tout le monde, pas méchante, mais pas vraiment chaleureuse, elle n'aimait pas spécialement communiquer en fait... Donc moi ou une autre fille, ça aurait sûrement été pareil :) Sinon il n'y a là aucune stigmatisation des belle-mamans, c'est tout simplement que ce site est là pour raconter les travers de la vie quotidienne, donc forcément les protagonistes ont souvent le mauvais rôle, c'est tout... ma belle-mère actuelle est d'ailleurs tout à fait charmante ! Enfin, jusque-là...

Anonyma51 tells us more.

Anonyma51 10

Non non , il n'a pas testé sa clé dans ma serrure et cela ne s'est pas transformé en film porno . Dommage pour les mecs en plein fantasme ;) Il a juste laissé sa clé dans la boîte à outils :P