By Oscar - 13/03/2013 19:46 - France - Bousbecque
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By pasdevietoutletempsalabibli - 18/03/2013 23:37
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et je vais "éclaircir" les choses : 1 : Nous ne pouvions pas sortir de chez nous car 1,50 mètre de neige, bloquait notre porte, et je ne m'amuserais pas à sortir sous un vent de bord de mer avec de la neige ! 2 : (J'ai un peu honte de le dire ça mais...) JE N'AI PAS DE SECHE CHEVEUX ! 3 : De toute façon, j'avais plus d'électricité. 4 : Oui, la basse-normandie, mais je ne vous parles pas de Caen ou autres... J'habite près de Cherbourg, à La Glacerie, une petite ville en haut de la montagne du roule. Le fait d'être en altitude il fait énormément plus frois ! 5 : Pour la question d'internet : cela fait 4 jours que "la crise de neige" dure, nous avions de l'électricité, mais très faible, même pas de quoi brancher un chargeur de portable. C'est pourquoi j'ai attendu que l'électricité soit à l'état normal pour poster ma VDM. 6 : Ce n'EST PAS UN FAKE ! L'amée est même venu secourir de pauvres gens blessés en hélicoptère, il sont pas mal secoués et sont logés dans les salles de sport de mon collège alentours. Enfin bon, maintenant c'est beaucoup mieux, tout le monde est bien content de pouvoir ressortir après 3 jours de frigo vide et d'ennui. Je reprend les cours seulement la semaine prochaine, car pour des raisons de sécurité, le toit du collège doit être observé. N'hésitez pas pour plus de questions !