By capillairementvotre - 19/10/2013 11:10 - France - Paris
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Kezak's favorite FMLs
By The_Pandicorn - 19/10/2013 17:26 - France - Grande-synthe
Astuce tranquillité
By bricodudim - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
Je t'attends
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fatnanny tells us more.
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
Zohnya tells us more.
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.
Chacun son camp
By Mama girl - 21/10/2013 06:40 - France - Le Bar
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By Anonyme - 22/10/2013 07:13 - France - Rouen
Question d'habitude
By Charmant - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
La goutte d'eau
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By MarlowL - 22/10/2013 15:20 - France - Chalon-sur-sa
MarlowL tells us more.
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis
By Emanonyme - 22/10/2013 15:31 - France - Alfortville
La chance !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Dommage
By mylifesucks - 22/10/2013 17:52 - France
By threesome - 23/10/2013 06:12 - France - Cenon
By Ikill4you57 - 23/10/2013 07:15 - France - Strasbourg
Malaise
By La mazette - 23/10/2013 07:55 - France - Belgentier
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 19:44 - France
By Sans le sou - 23/10/2013 20:22 - France - Arles
Personnellement j'ai plutôt pensé qu'elle répétait ce que lui disait sa mère. Sachant qu'elle a été au régime sans sel, sans graisse, sans sucre depuis sa naissance, j'ai surtout de la peine pour elle. Des réflexions de ce genre, je m'en suis prise plusieurs et ce n'est pas de la part d'une gosse de cinq ans que ça va me blesser.