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By Dindes38 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Boulbon
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By Dindes38 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Boulbon
By Sebcross - 26/07/2012 17:02 - France - Tarascon
By IronStark - 11/08/2012 00:02 - France - Villepinte
By Strangelips - 14/08/2012 15:30 - France
By anonyme - 15/08/2012 21:40 - France - Saint-herblain
By Sego0 - 16/08/2012 12:51 - Espagne - And
Effectivement, pas beau de mentir, comme de nombreux commentaires l'ont souligné. Il s'agissait en fait d'une blague pour voir si les petits allaient en rire et pour les divertir. Je ne m'attendais pas à cette réponse de la part de Francisco, mais ce n'était pas méchant de sa part et il ne voulait pas non plus mépriser les paralympiques.
By sachatouillle - 17/08/2012 13:50 - France - La Garde
By Thomas - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Cavaillon
By asmtu07 - 23/08/2012 07:38 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
Ha ha je m’en doutais que les commentaires fuseraient sur mes horaires de travail! Pour information, non je ne suis pas fonctionnaire, je commence à 8h30 et je fini à 16h45 (mais je n’ai pas mis le 45 pour faire moins de 300 caractères). Je ne peux pas faire d’heures sup’ car je suis étudiante en alternance donc mes horaires sont tout à fait normaux ! :)
By Moi - 24/08/2012 04:16 - Chine - Wuhan
By Ultra_Vomit - 29/08/2012 11:59 - France - Grenoble
By badtrip - 31/08/2012 16:08 - France
By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 09:29 - France - Saint Priest
By theraven - 13/09/2012 14:25 - France - Verneuil-l'etang
By ayo973 - 15/09/2012 07:57 - France - Cr
By Anonyme - 16/09/2012 09:49 - France - Saint Aubin
By shomerin - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Greenfield Park
By zencrotte - 10/11/2012 14:49 - France - Bois-grenier
By Apiron69 - 14/06/2008 18:48
pas mal #2! Mais non, j'ai pas un rire d'oiseau, mais juste un rire qui porte, un rire assez fort. En plus ces mainates sifflaient ma femme, c'était trop poilant! Quand ils avancent, ils font des petits bonds! En fait, c'est des oiseaux clown. Quand j'ai rigolé, il a vraiment repris mon rire. Ca pouvait pas être le hasard, car c'était vraiment bien copié. Sinon, merci à tous! Et bonne journée. Aux dromois, ardéchois, je vous conseille ce parc, c'est extra!
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, pourtant j'ai beau le nourrir tout les jours comme il se doit, ça l'empêche pas d'aller voir ailleurs, alors les commentaires a la brigitte bardeau je m'en passe , merci ;-)