UnholyGentleman

shawnsmuffins · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Tampa, United States

No way, young man!

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

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Idiot says "HIPAA violation" · 27 June 2015, 01:21 ·Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Many such cases

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 453 You deserved it 2 582

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