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  • Grenoble, France
  • 38 years-old
  • Monday 30 May 1988
  • In a relationship

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2pas_sage's favorite FMLs

lobbygirl tells us more.

lobbygirl 0

Zut, tout le monde a calé que c'était à toulouse compans je suis fichée maintenant! pour info: non ils ne sont pas venus à 900 c'est ce qu'une fille m'avait dit mais ils n'étaient que 250-300, je pense, à commander à bouffer + une centaine de valises entassées partout + des chants paillards à tue-tête. Croyez moi on aurait bien cru qu'ils étaient le double :p. Et non on ferme à 23h30, il restait 2 cuisine + 1 fcn + 3 caisse, finalement on a fini avec 20 min de retard seulement parce qu'on est des warriors et j'ai même pas fait une crise de nerfs quand j'ai vu l'état de ma salle après: Hiroshima.

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Aaricianne 0

Les élèves ont 8 ans... On peut les pardonner.. En tout cas, j'ai bien rigolé. Si vous voulez me proposer des mots insolites à caser dans mes prochains cours, ça peut se faire.. ;)

Babouche31 tells us more.

Babouche31 9

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et pour infos, je suis une fille, n'allez donc pas imaginer les choses que j'aurais fait à cette petite vieille, bande de sales. En tout cas, pas avec mon gros membre. Pour ceux qui m'accusent joyeusement de profiter du système, sachez donc vils faquins, que mon pouce était fracturé (on peut en mourir j'vous f'rais dire!!!), et que me trouvant en cette belle journée de samedi les cabinets de médecins étaient fermés. Ayant appelé le centre médical local, ils m'ont direct redirigée vers les urgences, où je me suis rendue. Voilà. Désolée, hein, de préférer profiter du système que d'attendre jusqu'au lundi pour soigner une fracture. Enfin, le nombre de caractères à placer dans la VDM étant limité, je n'ai pas pu raconter en détail. En fait, cette charmante personne demandait à tout le monde (on devait être 3 ou 4) la cause de leur présence afin de voir si elle avait une chance de passer avant. Trouvant cela impoli, je lui ai retourné la question, pensant qu'ainsi elle se rendrait compte de la gêne que ce genre d'interrogation inquisitoire peut provoquer. Que nenni!! Et il faut bien admettre que le plus drôle fut son expression et sa tenue, parfaite incarnation de la dignité. Ambiance aux urgences...

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limafoune 0

Je suis toulousaine et si la blague avait été version cassoulet et accent bobof du sud-ouest, je crois que ça m'aurait tout autant fait rire. On peut aimer sa région et avoir de l'humour....non ?