By badluck - 12/06/2008 06:48
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By badluck - 12/06/2008 06:48
En fait elle s'est cambrée brusquement quand mes mains ont atteint une zone sensible, par réflexe elle a appuyé sur ma tête (vers le bas bien sûr) et ça a été le drame... Enfin au début j'me suis dit que c'était qu'une égratignure et j'ai voulu continuer mais le sang dans les draps pas cool...