By FusacMan - 14/07/2008 19:10
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By FusacMan - 14/07/2008 19:10
By Dragon - 16/07/2008 02:00
By Manuebreizh - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By ptiloup - 31/07/2008 11:17
By teted'ampoule - 05/08/2008 08:23
Salut. C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser qu'elle ne m'est pas directement arrivée, mais à un de mes meilleurs amis, qui m'a gentiment autorisé à la publier. Le truc, c'est que ce jour là, ils s'amusaient tous à se couler gentiment dans la piscine, et lui étant le petit nouveau, et pour essayer de s'intégrer un maximum, il a trouvé amusant de balancer son chef aussi, bien mal lui en a pris. Ambiance super tendue le reste du séjour, mais depuis, tout va bien au boulot. Tout le monde le charie, et son chef lui demande quasi tous les jours "comment tu comptes essayer de me tuer aujourd'hui ? tu vas me jeter sous un bus, ou tenter de m'empoisonner ?". Voilà ce que j'appelle avoir de l'humour.
By D. - 12/08/2008 13:35
By valérie - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Wow, elle en a fait réagir du monde ma VDM ^^. Alors non je n'avais rien à me reprocher, je me baladais dans une gallerie marchande, je voulais m'acheter un jeu de xbox mais finalement j'ai vu une promo chez le fleuriste alors j'ai pris un gros bouquet à 30€... Pas d'antécédents non plus... La seule conclusion que j'en ai tiré, c'est que j'aurai dû acheter mon Fifa, provoquer une engueulade pour dormir sur le canapé et ainsi pouvoir jouer toute la nuit ^^. Et merci à tous ceux qui ont compati ;)