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Paris, France
33 years-old
Monday 08 February 1993
Single

About Erzsébeth

Je ne mange pas les gens.

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Erzsébeth's favorite FMLs

Nouveau modèle

By crevettine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lognes

Aujourd'hui, visite d'un appartement avec une propriétaire très guindée. Je demande s'il y a un garage. "Oui, mais un peu petit", me dit-elle. Pour rire, je réponds : "Bah, si ma Jaguar y entre, ça ira bien !" Elle, très sérieuse : "Notre Jaguar y entre. Quel modèle avez-vous ?" Euh... Twingo ? VDM

I agree, your life sucks 65 448

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By Seul.. - 08/10/2012 22:16 - France - Boulogne-billancourt

Aujourd'hui, j'ai réalisé que j'étais en prépa quand le professeur a proposé de nous laisser partir plus tôt et que la classe a refusé. Unanime. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 68 817

You deserved it 5 660

By Anonyme - 11/10/2012 08:46 - Suisse - Ecublens

Aujourd'hui, j'ai emménagé à Lussy-sur-Morges, un petit village super joli et accueillant en Suisse. Cependant, je pense que mes parents, fervents chrétiens, ne me rendront plus jamais visite maintenant qu'ils savent le nom des habitants. À Lussy, on s'appelle les Lucifers. VDM

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By Mage D'eau - 03/03/2008 18:07

Aujourd'hui, un petit garçon m'a montré du doigt dans la rue en disant à sa mère : "Regarde, maman, c'est Sarkozy !" VDM

I agree, your life sucks 559 788

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By Ely - 09/04/2008 19:14

Aujourd'hui, on rentre dans l'internat. Après avoir pris nos douches et avoir mis nos chemises de nuit, l'alarme incendie se déclenche. Panique, on descend toutes, pieds nus et peu habillées pour se retrouver face à face avec l'internat des garçons, complètement habillés, EUX. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 40 239

You deserved it 4 812

By pamaran - 05/10/2008 14:27

Aujourd'hui, je suis dans un bar et la fille sur qui je flashe vient vers moi avec sa copine. Elle dit : "Tu peux m'donner ton numéro ?" Surpris, je lui fais répéter. Elle recommence : "Tu peux nous prendre en photo ?" L'amour rend sourd, pas aveugle... VDM

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Vis tes rêves

By Linkou - 12/10/2008 17:09

Aujourd'hui, ma mère a découvert ma collection de films X. Mais là où j'ai le plus été étonné, c'est lorsqu'elle m'a demandé quelle était mon actrice préférée, en me disant qu'étant jeune, elle rêvait de faire du porno. VDM

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By Elrick - 13/10/2008 19:00

Aujourd'hui, on m'apprend que je suis allergique à l'air de la campagne (graminées, foin, etc.). Le problème, c'est que je suis aussi allergique à la pollution. VDM

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By erzsébeth - 16/10/2008 19:20

Aujourd'hui, j'ai retrouvé le paquet de blancs de dinde porté disparu depuis 48 h. Dans la photocopieuse. Ah oui, c'est vrai... Ma fille avait besoin de photocopier l'étiquette pour son cours de SVT. VDM

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Friday 17 October 2008 11:49

Enfin une de mes VDM est validée! En fait, je me suis mis dans la peau de ma mère, mais c'est moi qui ai laissé le paquet de dinde, pas encore ouvert. Le pire c'est que mon père, anti-gaspi, a ouvert le paquet, a goûté et a annoncé que c'était bon, parfaitement comestible et que je pouvais toujours m'en servir pour mes sandwiches journaliers...