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About Petit kiwi

Ma VDM #143265 .

Aujourd'hui, mon petit ami fait un créneau juste devant notre bâtiment, une fois sorti de la voiture, un voisin va le saluer et lui dit "Si c'était ta femme, elle n'y serait jamais arrivée..." VDM.

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Alloli54 tells us more.

Alloli54 9

Alors non, en fait, c'est encore pire, mes pauvres mdr... Je voulais dire par là que c'était moi qui tenais sa main (ainsi que celle d'un autre petit garçon) et que je devais donc la surveiller. Mais elle s'est perdu quand même.... On ne l'a pas cherchée alors que je la tenais par la main et qu'elle était "au bout de mon bras" quand même ptdr! Sinon, quand je dis une partie de la matinée c'est pas non plus 3h! Mais quand on est une maman qui a égaré sa fille 10min, ca parait 15H :-O !!!

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poissard_chronik 0

Salut à tous, merci pour vos commentaires. Pour tenter de répondre à tous, je dirais que l'on coince "une chose" lorsque l'on est pas concentré... lorsque l'on regarde un élève qui vous parle tout en zippant le pantalon d'un autre... La taille et le slip n'ont rien à voir... Enfin je pense car je n'ai pas ces problèmes... moi. Sinon, oui il a hurlé et moi avec... mais bon l'un a eu mal, pas l'autre...

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erzsébeth 17

Enfin une de mes VDM est validée! En fait, je me suis mis dans la peau de ma mère, mais c'est moi qui ai laissé le paquet de dinde, pas encore ouvert. Le pire c'est que mon père, anti-gaspi, a ouvert le paquet, a goûté et a annoncé que c'était bon, parfaitement comestible et que je pouvais toujours m'en servir pour mes sandwiches journaliers...

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Roger_Ju 0

C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM. Celle-ci est bien vraie, il s'agit bien d'une formation d'œnologie. Après, ce n'est pas forcément 25 grands crus mais il y'en aura dans le lot des 25 vins. Et puis je viens de me rendre compte qu'en plus je prends de l'Actifed pour mon rhume et que c'est déconseillé de boire de l'alcool pendant le traitement. Double VDM ?

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Fanille 11

je précise : il a klaxonné, j'ai ouvert la vitre en m'excusant, et il est venu un peu enervé me proposer de le faire à ma place pour que les gens puissent avancer. Difficile de raconter ça en 300 lettres !