Xylane

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Xylane's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    60%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Outside your time zone

    You submitted this FML from outside of your country.
    100%
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