Xylane

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About Xylane

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mike Tyson

Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

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