destroygibbs

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About Destroygibbs

"If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong" - Dr Gregory House

"Preuve est faite que visages dévots et pieuses actions, nous servent à enrober de sucre le diable lui-même" - V

"Il n'a rien de plus sexy que l'intelligence" - Irène Adler

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Rwanou tells us more.

Salut à tous, Tout d'abord, je garanti l'authenticité de cette anecdote. C'était il y a longtemps déjà, du temps où j'étais encore célibataire, endurci. Effectivement, rien ne prouve que c'est une rupture, mais quand on a une petite vingtaine d'année, pas de copine, et désespéré par cette situation, la seule interprétation qu'on donne à ce message est la rupture. Quel que soit les intentions de l'expéditeur de ce billet, mon impression première est celle décrite... Je vous rassure, cela ne m'a pas poussé au suicide, je l'ai pris à la légère et on en a bien ris avec mes potes. Les plus pragmatiques me diront "pourquoi ne l'as tu pas rappelé alors? Au moins, tu es sur qu'elle est célibataire...". Et bien la réponse de circonstance dans ce genre de situation, le classique "à qui ais-je l'honneur je vous pris?" est resté sans réponse. Dommage, encore de long mois à dormir sur la béquille...

SonptitAnge tells us more.

Hey coucou tout le monde ! Alors voila pour ceux ou celles qui se posent plein de questions, cela s'est passé dans ma chambre et normalement ma mère ne devait pas rentrer du boulot avant 19h le soir donc voila.... bisous tout le monde