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  • 42 years-old
  • Thursday 26 July 1984
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100 kick-ass comments

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Minata's favorite FMLs

Scavenger tells us more.

Scavenger 1

Je tenais à préciser que c'était d'avantage des gémissements que des cris, mais il me fallait un mot court pour entrer dans les 300 caractères... J'ai quand même quelques notions de respect et de modestie. En revanche, il est vrai que si j'entends jusqu'aux sons MSN de ma voisine, je m'étais arrêté à une considération sur la minceur des cloisons, sans envisager que l'inverse était valable également... De ce point de vue là, je l'ai bien mérité.

Chach tells us more.

Chach 0

Je tenais à vous dire que je n'ai mis que deux jours à les ravoir cette fois!! Comme quoi je n'ai pas tellement une vie de merde, quoi qu'ils me demandent un papier qui n'existe pas, mais ça c'est secondaire (oui je parle bien du CROUS, c'est pas tellement une surprise). Bref bon courage à tous ceux qui galèrent avec eux en ce moment, tchuss les gars!

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Cåråbine 10

je rassure tout le monde, que je me soit fait larguée bof, c'est un fait c'est surtout qu'il aurait pu me le dire en bas de la meme manière la balade, je suis pas contre au contraire, d'ailleurs je l'ai fait marcher pendant une heure et demi après ça, il me fallait au moins ça pour passer l'enervement ;P

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AlexSa 0

Hey, pour répondre un peu. Je suis en Afrique du sud. Vu les problèmes de sécurité, je mets mon vieux vespa toujours dans le jardin avec portail éléctrique... Y'a à peine trois mètres entre la gouttière et le portail. Et c'était la premiere fois que je l'attaché à la gouttière merdique... Comme l'a dit je sais pu qui, j'avais tellement la tête dans le cul que je sui parti comme un cognos et la gouttière avec... mal au cul... Ca ma fait marrer qu'après coup!