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  • 42 years-old
  • Thursday 26 July 1984
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Arachneus tells us more.

Arachneus 4

En fait, c'etait il y a 4 ans, et je raccompagnais toujours mon pote jusqu'a la voiture de sa mère. Ensuite j'allais jusqu'a chez moi, et sa mere passait dans la rue au moment où je traversais. C'était une laguna couleur "or". Or, ce jour là, j'ai raccompagné mon pote. J'ai vu une laguna couleur "or" quand je traversais... donc j'ai pas réfléchi ! Pas de bol, sa mère avait changer de route, je sais pas pourquoi !

Artifice tells us more.

Artifice 3

Bonsoir, Souhaitant respecter au mieux les règles du jeu, je me suis efforcée de commencer ma phrase par les termes de rigueur. Néanmoins, cette mésaventure m'est bel et bien arrivée il y a une huitaine de jours, un lundi... 14 juillet ! Après une nuit d'un branchement à n'en plus douter excessif, ma vieille alimentation et son amoureuse moitié cablée ont donc rendu l'âme d'une commune et sonore explosion (car d'étincelle, désolée, il n'y en a point eu !). Grâce au suicide d'un courageux fusible et à la mort tout aussi honorable d'une chaussette droite, on ne déplore aucune autre perte matérielle ou humaine des suites de ces mémorables festivités. Les feux d'artifice euh... le renouvellement desdites pièces m'aura coûté la modique somme de 97,95€. Or, comme ce spectacle pyrotechnique aurait pu mutiler les orteils de mon homme et/ou l'ensemble de mon système et de mes appareils électriques, en sus de mon PC portable, j'ai pris le parti d'en rire d'une façon toute patriotique, disons ! Et si je ne vous souhaite pas de connaître une telle fête nationale, j'espère que ces réjouissances dont j'ai été le témoin (si ce n'est l'auteur, hum... ) vous auront toutefois arraché le même sourire qu'à moi, passée l'explosion ! A bientôt, Artifice qui, cela dit, préfèrerait commenter et/ou béta-modérer à l'avenir ! ;)