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By Anonyme - 08/10/2011 16:53 - France
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Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
By Cendrillon - 14/02/2012 10:35 - France
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Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !
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By chtitbato - 05/12/2008 16:58
Je suis Bretonne, je travaille dans une grande fac du midwest, et c'etait tot ce matin, je pense que la caffeine n'avait pas encore fait d'effet. A qui que ce soit. Donc, voila la photo de la pile de crepes (si ca se met sur mon profil?). Par ailleurs, je n'ai rien (ou pas grand chose) contre les Americains (je deviens binationale moi-meme dans un mois). Pour info, le gars a coupe dedans, est passe me voir pour me remercier, et une fois parti, c'est la que je m'en suis rendue compte. Ca fait encore rigoler tout le bureau, et en effet, mes collegues americains se sont dits la meme chose que vous tous, et raconter chacun leur propre misere avec des plats qu'ils ne connaissaient pas. Ici en ce moment, tout le monde se met au francais: ils sont epates de voir la petite histoire du jour sur la premiere page d'un site super celebre, la-bas, outre-atlantique! Merci! Par ailleurs, le mossieur en question n'en sait toujours rien. Et il en reste, des crepes. Personne ne veut y toucher vu que ca ressemble plus a rien; j'ai tente le camouflage, ca marche pas. Dommage, hier j'y ai passe du temps.... et je me souviens avoir vaguement reve que ca allait arriver. Craaap. ;) Bonne nuit en France!
Elle se souvient surtout de ce qu'elle entend régulièrement. Mon mari nous appelle souvent dindonne-fille et dindonne-mère.