About Kalmurph
I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere. I would consider myself to be very intelligent but not very athletic, although I am on the track team at my high school. People say that I am funny but have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor. I love watching movies and television shows as well as reading and playing video games. If you want to talk to somebody or get to know me, feel free to message me.
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