Dr_PJama

Anonymous · 22 May 2013, 09:44 ·London, United Kingdom

Jacked

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 022 You deserved it 3 841

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hobbit · 22 May 2013, 17:40 ·Winthrop, United States

Hobbitgate

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 603 You deserved it 14 014

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