chessry

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  • Marseille, France
  • 48 years-old
  • Wednesday 24 May 1978
  • In a relationship

About Chessry

RAS.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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Profile completed

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One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

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Verified

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Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Jeferai tells us more.

Jeferai 0

Je suis le caissier en question. En réalité, j'avais dit ça sur un ton amical et pas du tout moqueur, histoire de faire la conversation, quoi. J'ai un Master 2 en droit et je suis a l'école du barreau, je suis caissier le week-end pour payer mes études. Je ne lui ai pas dit, car je ne voulais pas blesser ma collègue qui, elle, est caissière à plein temps et à durée indéterminée. Cependant je comprends le point des vues des gens qui disent que je n'aurais pas du juger le produit. Il est en réalité vraiment difficile de gérer les sensibilités qui varient complètement d'un client à l'autre. Le problème, c'est que la plupart des clients, eux, ne se soucient rarement de l'être humain qu'il y a derrière le caissier. Et ce type de réflexions, même si celle là était drôle et que je lui avais tendu une sacrée perche, sont nombreuses, quotidiennes et souvent bien plus cassantes.

J. Essandre tells us more.

J. Essandre 0

Haha, ma première VDM validée, enfin... je peux vous assurer que c'est pas un fake... >_< #6 Mat> faites gaffe aux accords, les gens. pas de "ma pauvre", il y a écrit "parti", je suis un mec ! #14 Gordontesos> non mais les larmes c'étaient les miennes hein #12 Cébalot> oui, c'est vrai, on peut voir ça comme ça... d'ailleurs de l'extérieur c'est à la fois marrant et mignon, je suppose. Enfin je suis quand même choqué... tellement sur le cul... je sais pas comment (ré)agir là tout de suite (j'ai surtout envie de lui foutre une baffe)