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By Titite - 05/01/2009 14:52
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By Titite - 05/01/2009 14:52
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By leti - 14/01/2009 21:58
By Celoux - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Léna la cata - 15/01/2009 18:32
Hey tout le monde ! Alors, je n'étais pas au courant que garder son écharpe en cours était mal vu... Les chapeaux et autres couvre-chefs, ok, les manteaux aussi, mais les écharpes 0.o Et je n'en suis toujours pas très convaincue, beaucoup de monde le fait, et quand on a froid (c'était mon cas)... on peut quand même se le permettre ! Sinon, et bien en fait, je tripotais mon écharpe (en laine épaisse, le truc que accroche bien xD) et l'apportais à ma bouche, enfin, je la remontais, car il faisait vraiment froid... Et là, comme vous l'avez lu, HORREUR ! La classe... et bien... tout le monde ne s'en est pas rendu compte (j'ai essayé de régler le problème discrétos) , mais ceux qui l'ont remarqué ne se sont pas gênés pour se moquer xD Voilààà ! Sinon, merci de compatir.... xD
By ortho - 16/01/2009 10:56
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By isildur - 17/01/2009 18:48
Les boîtes sont identiques sauf pour la correction. 2 boîtes identiques (faut vraiment savoir quoi chercher pour les différencier) sous prescription médicale, Vous pensez bien, pour des personnes qui ne portent pas de lentilles, si on veut en prendre la moitié il suffit de prendre une boîte sur 2... Et oui, heureusement qu'il me reste les lunettes...
By jsuiscrevémoi - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Anthe - 25/01/2009 13:47
Je viens de m'inscrire sur le site rien que pour pouvoir répondre à ces accusations de fake... Je ne suis pas en médecine. Je suis en prépa droit, et cette prépa est associée à la fac de droit. Et qui dit fac dit partiels. Voilà toute l'explication ^^