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By Antoine - 22/05/2013 18:42 - France
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Coucou tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et pense qu'elle demande quelques explications ! ( je n'avais pas encore de compte) D'abord, je suis française mais je vis en Angleterre, et la VDM se passe aux Pays Bas ... ( et J'ai deux boulots en meme temps, un de fille au Pair et un autre étant ma propre entreprise ( de management d'artistes) Devant passer 24 heures aux Pays Bas pour mon entreprise, mais étant assez fatiguée de beaucoup bosser ces derniers temps, je passe une nuit a l'aéroport, mon avion étant tot le matin. Je monte dans l'avion, et au moment du contrôle des passports de l'arrivee , je me rends compte que je ne l'ai plus. Aucune idée de ce qui est arrivé. Toujours est t'il que 5 heures après, Je sors finalement de la station de police, la France ayant mis 5 heures a m'identifier ( administration française un Vendredi. Mon vol de retour étant le lendemain, un samedi, la Police essaye de contacter l'ambassade Francaise a Amsterdam, qui elle ferme a 16 heures. Et était fermée pour le week end. Du coup, me voici au telephone avec des amies a Amsterdam, Londres, Maastricht ( la ou j'etais ) pour essayer de passer la frontière a temps. Pas moyen. Je suis donc bloquer aux Pays Bas jusqu'au Lundi, sans beaucoup de sous. Heureusement, j'ai de bons amis, qui m'on héberger pendant les jours suivant, et aider a obtenir le passport d'urgence pour rentrer sur Londres. Je devais bosser Samedi, Dimanche et Lundi, et n'ai pas pu. Ce qui, lorsque j'ai appeler mon boss, ne lui a pas plu effectivement. ( j'avais deja prévu de partir de toute façon) Je recois un texto 24 heures plus tard, m'annonçant qu'il fallait que je demenage avant le Jeudi suivant, car ils avaient trouver une autre Au Pair. Lorsque j'ai enfin récupérer mon passport le Lundi dans la journée, ( et des sous sur un compte Neerlandais) J'ai pu programmer mon retour) Cette fois encore, heureusement que j'ai de bons amis, a qui je serais reconnaissante toute ma vie de m'avoir aider. Oui, je cherche un nouveau boulot a mi temps ou plein temps sur Londres, depuis quelques jours. J'ai lu les commentaires avec mon amie qui m'héberge, et on a bien rigoler ! Merci a tous pour votre soutien ! ( et désolée pour les fautes d'accents je suis sur un Mac qwerty sans les accents :(