Bien joué !
By Elmatador - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée, du coup je me suis créé un compte pour répondre aux commentaires... Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas la Chine, il faut savoir que même dans les grandes villes, ça reste rare de croiser une blonde. De plus, les chinois n'ont pas vraiment le même sens de la pudeur que nous... Beaucoup vont aux toilettes la porte ouverte sans que ça gêne personne. Je ne pense pas que la dame qui m'a prise en photo pensait que je changeais mon tampon, (enfin j'espère, sinon c'est un peu glauque) mais ça m'a un peu gênée quand même :p
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Drey - 12/05/2014 10:19 - France - M
Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???
Coucou, c'est l'auteur. Je n'avais pas de compte en postant ma vdm, j'espere que les moderateurs vont voir que c'est la même ip (normalement oui vu que j'ai posté de mon telephone cette vdm et ce commentaire :)) Alors pour ceux qui voudraient savoir, ces "obseques" c'est une ceremonie avec la marche funebre fredonnée par mon mec, puis il a jeté un a un solennellement mes soutifs trop grands a la poubelle. Ensuite petite remarque: dire "etre ceci c'est mieux que cela" c'est ridicule ^^ c'est degrader des gens dans tous les cas, chacun ses gouts :)