By Fé' - 01/11/2008 22:46
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By Ekiss - 04/11/2008 19:35
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Faut aussi noter qu'elle n'a que 4 ans. Je lui ai répondu que oui, fallait compter tout ce qui bouge :] VDM parce qu'il en a fallu du temps pour la mettre au lit !
By Mounie - 07/11/2008 21:43
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#9, évidemment, ce n'est pas moi la copine du père ! :) La mère a répondu "Ah ! c'est marrant !" avec une voix pincée et un rictus douloureux, qui montraient bien qu'elle trouvait ça pas drôle du tout... Elle m'a embauchée quand même, et mon martyr de Sainte Blandine super nanny a commencé aujourd'hui. J'aurai sûrement d'autres VDM à poster, parce que les gosses m'en ont fait de belles... #14, Leilande, tu habites dans quelle région, pour que le prénom Blandine soit courant ?
By Josette - 10/11/2014 15:07
By Anonyme - 10/11/2008 21:12
Bim bam boum
By UCMK - 13/11/2008 10:21
By Minou14 - 13/11/2008 21:07
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Pour la machine à café possédée, j'y crois complètement maintenant : en fait, je voulais le prouver à mes amis car JAMAIS personne n'a de problème avec! Elle marche pour tout le monde, mais moi, soit y'a pas de café, soit y'a que de l'eau qui tombe, soit le sucre tombe pas, soit y'a plus de gobelet, soit y'a pas de touillette, bref toujours un problème! Et ce jour-là, vraiment la méga-poisse, le coup du gobelet à l'envers j'avais jamais eu, mais en plus quand le café est tombé du coup ça a éclaboussé, et hop, aspergée et cramée! De toute façon c'est décidé, je m'en approche plus!!
By radicale - 14/11/2008 09:57
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By Youlouss - 15/11/2008 17:17
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Le film était du genre Thriller / Drame, qui s'intitule "L'Echange". Par conséquent, pas de rires dans la salle SAUF au moment où je me suis réveillé, je pense que ça a bien fait sortir du contexte les gens à fond dans le film... Leur réaction étaient de deux sortes: rires ou incompréhension totale suivie d'un rire.
By Caralhostafoda - 17/11/2008 09:20
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Pour répondre aux questions, #30 a tout résumé. Il s'agit bien de l'objet, la cafetière qui fait du café. La cafetière et la lunette arrière sont morts tous les deux. #27 j'ai bien gagné le voyage chez carglass car comme le dit #29! Et j'ai porté plainte contre cafetière X! #35 les proprios de la défunte cafetière n'ont pour l'instant rien dépensé car je suis assuré bris de glace. Mon assurance paye mais j'ai dû payer la franchise (la police traite le dossier pour qu'ils me la remboursent) mais je doûte que mon assurance ne leur réclame pas le remboursement du reste qui s'élève à 330€.
Ah, les jeunes…
By Gluglu - 17/11/2008 12:41
Voleur aux pattes de velours
By lulu - 17/11/2008 12:46
Encore une couche
By Kstce - 17/11/2014 13:14
Le truc à ne pas dire
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By topperharley35 - 20/11/2008 13:49
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Cela dit, j'vous rassure, mon frère habitant à 15 bornes de chez moi avait le double des clés, donc j'ai juste poireauté un peu devant chez moi, mais j'ai pu rentrer assez vite en fin de compte !
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Merci maman
By glairon - 21/11/2008 22:18
Alors pour terminer mon histoire: J'ai fini par tambouriner à la porte et un ami qui attendait à côté a appelé un membre du personnel de la gare lui demandant d'ouvrir. Le bonhomme a prétexté ne pas avoir de clé, c'était surtout prétexte à ce que quelqun ait l'obligeance de mettre 30 cts, ce qui a finalement été fait. Je n'ai pas paniqué car je savais qu'on viendrait vite m'aider mais j'avoue qu'à la place d'un claustrophobe ou d'un enfant en bas âge, ça devient plus inquiétant ! J'aurais pu rater mon train mais tout est bien qui fini bien, j'ai réussi à être à temps sur le quai. Mais c'est sur, je ne regarderais plus les WC publiques du même oeil ! Honte à la SNCF qui ne laisse même pas un WC public GRATUIT ! Dans mon cas, je ne voulais pas bousiller une pièce de 2 euros, même pour un gros pipi, je précise que la machine ne rend pas la monnaie ! Et enfin, je suis bien un garçon