By perfect - 11/03/2012 20:03 - France
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SVP, volez ma poule, c'est trop de pression au quotidien.
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Dunkel's favorite FMLs
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By marie0910 - 02/06/2012 09:48 - France - Nancy
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Après avoir dit cette énormité, il y a eu un long moment de silence et le voisin s'est mis à avoir un fou rire. C'est alors que j'ai compris ce que j'avais dit. J'ai donc rectifié en disant qu'il s'agissait d'un trou ... de mémoire. Il a finit par m'ouvrir et m'a remercié pour le fou rire que je lui avais donné !
By ilestoulepigeon - 19/06/2012 21:48 - France
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By Violette - 22/07/2012 11:51 - France - Alfortville
Entourloupe
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By Kinoraa - 04/08/2012 08:03 - France - Sens
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By flamby00 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)