By Mr. Bean - 28/01/2013 23:33 - France - Vilbert
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By Mr. Bean - 28/01/2013 23:33 - France - Vilbert
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Pour répondre à certaines questions et à certains doutes : oui, mon père s'est inquiété et les agents aussi. Mais avouez que, voir quelqu'un inerte et déculotté.. Le fou rire vous prend facilement ! Même moi j'en ai rigolé. Pour ce qui est du pantalon, au final, il m'allait très bien. C'est pas parce qu'on tombe dans les pommes qu'on force pour rentrer dedans (surtout si on connait sa taille). Il était baissé car j'étais en train de l'enfiler quand j'ai perdu connaissance; le temps que je m'habille il était malheureusement trop tard. Voilà, vous savez tout ! :)
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En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !