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By sunshine974 - 03/08/2013 21:01 - France - Montpellier
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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By sunshine974 - 03/08/2013 21:01 - France - Montpellier
By maman - 04/08/2013 06:32 - France - Piolenc
By Tejsnape - 04/08/2013 09:22 - Belgique - Beloeil
By Mierda - 04/08/2013 20:38 - France - Saint-laurent-de-neste
By dine - 04/08/2013 21:45 - France - Paris
By Black Rebel MC - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Franois
By StrangeBlackCat - 05/08/2013 01:14 - France - Fargniers
By Anonyme - 05/08/2013 10:15 - France
By antwane - 06/08/2013 08:05 - France - Lisle-sur-tarn
By petroklem - 06/08/2013 13:52 - France - Nice
By i scream - 07/08/2013 00:55 - France - Marseille
By alcoolmauvais - 07/08/2013 10:19 - France - Paris
By narta - 07/08/2013 13:51 - France - Paris
By Guittoune - 08/08/2013 13:44 - France - Palaiseau
By Dibeli - 08/08/2013 18:28 - France - Paris
By Pissouille - 09/08/2013 00:29 - France - Paris
By CJ - 09/08/2013 07:25 - Canada - Toronto
By Toine92 - 12/08/2013 11:12 - France - Enghien-les-bains
By LeTourlourou - 12/08/2013 14:13 - France - Paris
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D
By quidtaces - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la Vdm :) Merci de l'avoir publiée ! Je voulais apporter quelques précisions et répondre aux commentaires ;) Moi et mon ami on à l'habitude de se charier énormément et non, je suis pas vraiment enrobée...Donc il ne mérite pas de claques, vraiment pas, mais je le prends très bien. Merci encore de m'avoir publiée et merci à ceux qui laissent des commentaires !