About De lorelei
Ces ailes de géant, comme le disait l'autre M'excluent de ce monde qui n'est plus que le vôtre. Mais peut-être y a-t-il dans ces capitons bleus Une fille égarée, au flanc majestueux. Nous nous envolerons, forts de nos voilures, Et nous conquerrons de toute notre envergure, Sans plus aucune entrave, l'horizon infini, Qui ne nous sera plus que simple closerie. De nos voyages et nos douces rêveries, Des ailes de papier, et l'encre de nos vies, Des pointes affûtées de notre beau plumage, Nous remplirons ensemble une nouvelle page.
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    24%
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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De lorelei's favorite FMLs

Administration chérie

By rafol - / Thursday 19 September 2019 16:00 /

Piège diabolique

By - / Monday 16 September 2019 09:30 /

Petite ingrate

By "Dommage1" - / Wednesday 18 September 2019 06:30 /

Voyage au Paradis

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 10 September 2019 21:00 / France - Hayange

Mauvais traitement

By "nuage16" - / Monday 9 September 2019 07:30 / France - Bouaye