kitkattracey

Miss Valley, United States It's complicated

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Santa Barbara, United States

Man up

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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booger 18 July 2013, 07:41 Plano, United States

Picky picky

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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