By Lila34 - 20/10/2012 19:48 - France - Montsal
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Bonjour tout le monde ! je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. J'ai été agréablement surprise de la voir publiée, merci à l'équipe de modération ! (: pour explications, le tueur en question était Ted Bundy (comme l'indiquait mon pseudonyme), mon frère a toujours eu un côté provocateur, il se renseigne beaucoup sur les tueurs en série et les dictatures, mais sa passion est restée absolument inoffensive, et il ne blesserait personne si je n'étais pas en vrai danger! il est très cultivé, et peut animer des discussions sur ses sujets morbides et captiver toute la pièce pendant des heures ^^ je n'ai pas de clichés sur les bikers tatoués, je suis moi-même tatouée depuis un moment ! Mon copain a trouvé mon frère adorable, et malgré les quelques provocations de mon frère la soirée s'est bien déroulée. Merci encore d'avoir été publiée, et de tout vos commentaires, et au plaisir de vous revoir. <3 Bundy'sister
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