Ma déclaration
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mais du coup j'ai pas le même pseudo. D'abord je suis trop contente d'avoir été "publiée" :D Et merci pour vos commentaires, certains m'ont fait bien rire :) Par contre, je voulais juste signaler que je me suis trompée : c'était dans le train ! Ca n'a pas beaucoup d'importance m'enfin... Pour la suite, vous vous en doutez, ni lui ni moi n'avons tenté quoique ce soit. Il est descendu à la station suivante, emportant ses doux effluves de pets avec lui. L'histoire d'amour naissante a donc été étouffée dans l'oeuf (c'est le cas de le dire...)