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By Oups - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By lolie11400 - 06/03/2013 11:59
Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis contente d'avoir été publiée ! Par contre, je suis un peu surprise par la polémique engendrée dans les commentaires ! Du coup, je me permets d'apporter des précisions : - Bien entendu, pour moi c'est une vie de merde car j'ai dit autopsie au lieu d'échographie ! J'ai même pas eu le temps de rectifier mon lapsus, la nana s'est enfuie avec un air horrifié ! - Cette dame n'était pas âgée, la quarantaine peut-être, elle ne voulait même pas prendre la place car le bus était à moitié vide, c'était "pour le principe" ! Donc une casse-bonbon qui se mêle de tout... sa remarque ne m'aurait pas énervée si elle avait été en difficulté. - Oui, je ne suis qu'à trois mois de grossesse, mais je suis exténuée, je m'évanouis très facilement, je fais de l'hypoglycémie si je ne mange pas toutes les deux heures. A part ça, rappelons-nous que toutes les grossesses sont différentes, donc c'est sympa de ne pas prononcer de jugement trop hâtif ! Une belle année à tous :)