By Anonyme - 28/02/2017 18:00 - France
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Proverbe : la honte ne tue pas et ce qui ne tue pas rend plus fort
Je répond au MP alors n'hésitez pas ! Et un petit miou, stp ?
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Quelle drôle de surprise de voir que j'ai été publiée ! Merci merci ! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, j'avais pensé à rajouter le fameux "Il n'est pas de toi" mais ça lui en aurait fait trop d'un coup je pense haha ! La blague est arrivée au summum quand je lui ai montré le test de grossesse positif, qui était en fait celui de mon fils que j'avais gardé comme souvenir ! Bon il a tenté de se justifier après avec un "Mais non chérie, c'est pas que je n'en veux pas, c'est juste que nos nuits auraient été 2 fois moins courtes, mais sinon c'est que du bonheur". Bon effectivement, il arrête pas de me dire qu'il veut "10 enfants comme lui" tellement il l'aime :) Mais ce n'est juste PAS le bon moment haha Et oui j'ai bien vérifié que je n'étais pas réellement enceinte ^^ Merci encore ! Belle journée :)