By homme - 19/10/2011 05:28 - France
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By homme - 19/10/2011 05:28 - France
By VDMambulante - 27/10/2011 08:48
By Pouxit - 29/10/2011 20:01 - France
By Anonyme - 28/12/2011 23:42 - France
By Anonyme - 02/02/2012 07:18 - France
By milou - 30/03/2012 23:56
By Anne o'nyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By louloulettekiff - 17/06/2012 20:55 - France
By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By Loveme973 - 18/06/2012 23:50 - Guyane française - Matoury
Et alors il s'est pris une baffe monumentale !
By baribal - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lassigny
By Anonyme - 19/06/2012 10:42 - France - Varsberg
By Anonyme - 19/06/2012 11:46 - France - Nantes
By Vanou - 20/07/2012 14:42 - France - Courville-sur-eure
By Hightech - 06/09/2012 09:07 - France
By Anonyme - 27/10/2012 21:39 - France - Drusenheim
By grégles. - 20/11/2012 17:18 - France - Marcq-en-baroeul
By Anonyme - 24/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oshawa
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.