By HansonLUVR - 12/03/2009 00:26 - United States 1 1 6 50 Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 227 You deserved it 79 146 Tweet Share