By dokreu - 04/01/2016 12:05 - France - ?pinal
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Coucou, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Incroyable qu'elle ait été publiée. Cela fait donc de moi un être exceptionnel (si j'en crois le badge). Merci pour vos réponses, certaines m'ont particulièrement fait rire! Pour répondre à quelques commentaires que j'ai pu voir: - Oui, je dit "Wesh poto" à ma femme, qui est étrangère: j'avais vraiment eu du mal à lui en expliquer la signification lorsque l'on a entendu ça ensemble pour la première fois. Depuis c'est resté. - Au moment où j'ai décroché, j'étais avec le kit main libre, je n'ai donc pas pensé à sortir le téléphone confortablement installé dans ma poche pour vérifier s'il s'agissait bien de ma femme. D'autant que pour moi, c'était une évidence. - Je sais conjuguer le verbe répondre. Le problème résidait dans la limite des 300 caractères. J'étais à 301, il a fallu faire un choix. Tant pis pour la conjugaison. (J'ai même dû mettre directeur alors qu'il s'agissait d'une femme). Mais je comprends parfaitement l'indignation de certains, cela m'aurait choqué aussi. - Je suis professeur remplaçant. Je ne cherche pas un travail en soi, ce sont des établissements qui m'appellent pour que je vienne le temps d'un contrat. Et non, je n'irai pas travailler là bas, mais pour une autre raison que celle de la vdm. La directrice est restée très professionnelle et très sérieuse. Moi, je me suis surtout senti très bête. Et en racontant l'histoire en rentrant à la maison, cela a donné encore plus d'importance à cette expression, déjà culte pour nous. Une histoire que nous ne sommes pas prêts d'oublier!